Happy Valentine's Day!

Hey everyone,

Today is Valentine's Day. Do I know the history of it? Nope! Do I have any amazing Valentine's Day stories? Nope! But can I share with you a post about the girl I love the most? YOU BET!

Rachel, Sally, and Me!

I have this girlfriend. Her name is Rachel. I love her more than anything!

Rachel is smarter than anyone you know. She astounds me sometimes with her love of researching things that may affect her. If she thinks there is something wrong with her, WebMD, here she comes! If she wants to create an argument on animal rights, she'll read a book on it, and then when you start an argument on animal rights that you'll claim she started (everyone does this to her, I swear), she'll come right back at you, and tell you why you should shut up!

Rachel is prettier than anyone I know! Her eyes are beautiful and greener than emeralds. She has a smile brighter than the light towards Heaven. She is skinny and has a gorgeous body. She has wonderful brown hair, and her nose is absolutely perfect.


Rachel is so much fun to spend time with. We watch movies together, we play games together, we read together, we go out to eat together. Rachel and I are like two peas in a pod! Just try to separate us!*

Rachel's family is another thing I love. My whole life I've wanted a girlfriend, and the one thing I've been scared of the most, is getting a girlfriend that has terrifying parents. Sure, the first time meeting them had me shaking, but since then, I feel like I've made two new best friends. Her brother is my homie too! We be tight!

Sometimes I come up with crazy dreams, but the nice thing about Rachel is, she always puts up with it.
"Hey Rach, I'm gonna join the NBA!"**
"Yeah you are! I can't wait to cheer you on from courtside!"

"Hey Rach, I'm going to write a book by July 4th, so that I will be able to come see you whenever I want, and I won't have to work at Wal-Mart!"***
"That sounds so wonderful!"

I love you Rachel, so much, and I want to thank you from the bottom of my heart for being my first and only ever girlfriend. You rock my world, and I can't wait to marry you someday, and have babies of course! And then we can read them the Kiss the Cow book!

Thanks for reading everyone!

*Actually, please don't!
**I'm AWFUL at basketball!
***I never actually wrote a book by July 4th. Someday I plan on writing a book though!